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Thursday, January 19, 2012

My 20 All-time Favorite Asian Horror Films (Sort of) - Part One


Before I jump face-first into the premier post of a series covering my love of Asian horror films, there are some guidelines that I set for myself, so that it would end, eventually.

This particular blog list doesn’t really cover splatter, torture, dark sci-fi or fantasy films with moments of horror.  As much as I adore these films, I’m really trying to focus on truly frightening and challenging films without these elements, or that keep these elements to a minimum. So as you'll see, there will be a lot of ghosts.

Also, let me just tell you my views on movie lists. This is purely based on my opinions and preferences. I’m not saying that these are the very best films of the genre, or that I feel my opinion is more important than anyone who disagrees with me. It think it's presumptuous when someone makes a list of the “best” of anything and implies that his/her favorites should be your favorites as well. All I'm trying to do is to hopefully share a few films with you that you may have not seen, or to make a case for some films that don’t get the recognition that I feel they deserve.

These films are in no particular order. In some instances, I talk about my favorites in an entire sub-category or series because there are just too many fantastic examples to list individually, and I get over-eager.
Onward.



Sweet Home 
Dir. Kiyoshi Kurosawa (1989, Japan)


As well-known and beloved as Kiyoshi Kurosawa is to horror fans, I rarely hear anyone talking about this gem. As you can imagine, it's not exactly your typical haunted house story, and occasionally feels pretty surreal. I was extremely hung-over the first time I watched this, and thought that a second watch may prove that I was trippin' balls and it was nothing like I remembered. I was wrong.


The basic premise is commonplace enough. A documentary film crew moves into the abandoned mansion of a deceased artist in order to restore and document his newly-discovered frescoes.  It almost immediately transitions from a soft-focused dream to a fever- induced nightmare.


Nobuko Miyamoto (Tampopo, A Taxing Woman) is really the heroine of the film, and she absolutely owns it. The mother-daughter relationship between Miyamoto and and her love-interest's teenager (played by Nokko), and the bond between the ghostly mother and child makes this an unusually female-centric film. 


One of the truly unique things about Sweet Home is that it was released in conjunction with a Capcom RPG of the same name. The console game is interesting in it’s own right, being one of the first survival horror games ever, and also one of the most difficult, frustrating and fun console games that I have ever played.


Also incredibly cool is that legendary make-up effects artist Dick Smith had a hand in the truly gruesome practical effects. Man, I really miss the hyper-real, creative film effects of the 1980's.
If only they would make a comeback, I would probably work a lot more steadily.


I've read that the producer of the movie, film legend and husband of Nobuko Miyamoto, Juzo Imato, removed and replaced many scenes of the original theatrical cut of the film, and that the original version still exists somewhere in the vaults at Toho Studios. Dare to dream.




Midnight Ballad for Ghost Theater 
Dir. Jeon Kye-Su (2006, S. Korea)


"Oh. They're singing."
That was what I thought when I started watching this for the first time. It's extremely rare that I enjoy a musical. Even more rare that I enjoy a horror musical. But seriously, a comedy horror musical? Oh no. No, I don’t think so. Yet surprisingly, I totally enjoyed it.


A young woman, searching for her grandmother begins working in a struggling movie theater, haunted by ghosts that refuse to leave until Korea's first, and previously unseen monster film is shown. A film within a film. Intriguing, no?
Most of the main actors play three separate and very different characters in one film. I was an instant fan of all of them after watching this, especially Jo Hei-Bong. There are scenes which play out almost as a totally irreverent children's film, and then quickly gets back into very adult territory.


 I can't really think of another film to compare it to, which may be why I've read some comparisons to the recent films of Tim Burton. I haven't enjoyed anything he's directed in a very long time, so I don't  think that's accurate. However, since horror musicals with comic elements are few and far between, they may have been clutching at straws. Straws that are black and white striped, and have Johnny Depp in them.


I think the reason that I don't enjoy many modern musicals is that I feel that the songs don't really hold up on their own. They're just words strung together with a half-hearted tune.  It makes me cringe. The music is ridiculously catchy in Midnight Ballad for Ghost Theater. So catchy in fact, I even bought the OST. Now I rock out alone, or confuse my friends with it.





Noroi (The Curse) 
Dir. Koji Shiraishi (2005, Japan)


Documentary-style horror films are seldom done correctly. I was so bored during Paranormal Activity, that I started getting angry. But brother, when one is done right, it’s almost guaranteed to scare the pants off of me. Noroi is one of those films. The performances are convincing, and while the pace is slow, it's deliberate. 


I'm a big fan of the super slow build-up with an excellent and shocking pay-off, and this film delivers that in spades.  There is some seriously creepy imagery in this film, but don't get too scared. There's also a man in a tin foil hat. 


Shiraishi has since directed two other films (Shiromi and Occult) in a very similar style, with a lesser degree of success in my opinion. Some weird digital effects are not what you want to see in a movie that's filmed like a documentary, know what I mean?



So, this list was meant to be a single post, but it's obviously not, and now I’m not sure exactly how many it’ll end up being. I think I got a little out of control.  I’ve never really covered any horror films on Ninja Squid, and I’m a little excited. I'll be back soon with Part 2.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

No Ma'am: The Infuriating Phenomenon of Poorly Written Female Characters in Hong Kong Fantasy Films

Few things dampen my enthusiasm for a film faster. Everything is rolling along nicely, and then she appears: the female lead. Great.


Oh please, don't make her atone for her misdeeds. She's simply too beautiful to die!
Let me see, what is it going to be this time? Is she going to pout, stomp and coerce the other characters into letting her accompany them on a journey that she's going to bitch about every step of the way?

 
Falsely accusing someone of sexual assault is charming. She bites the dust midway through the film, and to my delight, is not mentioned again. 
Or maybe she's going to trick, seduce and kill one of the other lead characters?

I killed your best friend, but I know that you still like me. I love him, but I could gripe about Chang Cheh's female characters all day. 
How about if she's infuriatingly mouthy, but super vulnerable and must be rescued by a more capable male character? 

 I will magically transform from a completely unsympathetic "lady of the night", to a woman you'd certainly bring home to mother, right before your very eyes! 
You can usually figure out which one of these scenarios it's going to be fairly early in the film, because there are really only a few purposes for the female lead to serve in most HK fantasy films, and I've seen it play out too many times.

They get married later. Lucky guy. 
I strongly resent that this phenomena has made me dread the appearance of a female in many of the films I watch. I'm a woman. I love women! In reality, the one dimensional writing of these characters is the underlying problem, rather than the acting itself. Although, I really still despise the pouty princess face. You know the one. 

You're better than that. Stop it. 
When Moon Lee's nameless female guard repeatedly punches Di Ming Qi (Yuen Biao) in Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain, it's not cute at all. It's completely without reason, and it looks like it hurts. A lot. But, I am very aware that it's supposed to be cute, because it's rare to see a male character that whines and punches other dudes in the face for no reason. Women don't act like that in reality, children do. Is that how the filmmaker sees women? Do they even care? Am I reading into things?

Baffling.
There are, of course, notable exceptions. Demon of the Lute, Deadful Melody, The Magic Crane, A Chinese Ghost Story, etc.,  have really effective, powerful and multi-faceted female leads.  Actresses like Rosamund Kwan, Anita Mui and Brigitte Lin, that have strong screen presence also always seem to find a way to add extra dimension and humanity to an otherwise cardboard character.

 I am well aware that you have saved my life many times, but you're getting on my over-privileged nerves, and I never want to see you again. 
I apologize if this sounds like a rant, but being that this is one of my favorite film genres, and that I'm a woman, I feel like I'm hyper-aware of the follies the writers and filmmakers make over and over again. Maybe it's just a culture difference that makes me scratch my head at these pitiful caricatures of the "weaker sex", or maybe the women are considered throwaway characters that are around simply to further the plot in any way necessary. Maybe extreme bitchiness is attractive, or maybe they're just so foxy, that male moviegoers don't care.
Maybe I'm just being oversensitive.
Women, you know?


Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Stunt Wigs of Despair, Part 1


"Don't worry, no one will EVER notice".

This is what I like to think filmmakers say when they make very poor choices.  One very poor choice that many HK action film directors make is telling themselves that no one will notice how bad wigs on their stuntmen and women are. Occasionally they are exceptionally bad. I would like to share a couple of these coifs with you.


                                                        Doctor Vampire (1991)

Dracula? Dracula.
                            This is goofy white Dracula. He's got long blonde hair. 
                                                  Simple enough, right? Wrong.



                               Naturally, goofy white Dracula is completely horrified. 



                                                    Madam City Hunter (1993)



I'm pretty sure we're all familiar with Anthony Wong here, right? 


What do you think? Ridiculous or ridiculously awesome? I have a hard time answering that question myself. 

Friday, August 12, 2011

Happy International Anthony Wong Day!

Hey everybody, it's International Anthony Wong Day! I'm just kidding, that is NOT a thing that exists in real life.
However, I did have a dream last night that I had to rescue Anthony Wong from Angry Birds at San Diego Comic-con (I don't even know), so I thought it would be a good time to do an appreciation post.

Ladies and Gents, the many faces of Anthony Wong, pt. 1:


Beast Cops
A Lamb in Despair
Exiled
Infernal Affairs
Sweet Revenge
Vengeance
Initial D
Legend of the Fist
Full Contact
Kingdom of the Mob
House of Fury
Hong Kong History X
Fist Power

The Underground Banker
Madam City Hunter
McDull: The Alumni

There are a bunch of movies that are still in limbo in boxes around the new house, and I can't bring myself to unpack them all for the life of me. Anyway, this'll have to do for now, I have serious shit to do.